She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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