"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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