I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
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This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.