Betty ford says i'm here all night
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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