She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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