I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just want to make out with him forever
you made out with another girl for some wings
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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