so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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