i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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