The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just pynch a tree in the face
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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