Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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