just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
this just has baby written all over it
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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