you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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