A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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