Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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