Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
