My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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