I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
only if we run a train.
done.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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