It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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