I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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