Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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