And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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