Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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