Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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