did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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