i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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