ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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