spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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