I wish I could punch you in the face.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
