my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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