Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?