Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail