i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize