you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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