Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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