DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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