i don't like sucking hair
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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