she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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