i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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