is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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