marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
a search helicopter?!
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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