Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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