I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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