If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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