Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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