So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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