Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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