Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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