Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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