I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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