But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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