I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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