Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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