Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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