We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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