She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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