evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
How naked do you want me to be?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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