I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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