Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
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Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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