when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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